Here’s a list of some popular and funny ‘knock – knock jokes’. I’ve often been asked by my students about this kind of jokes….and most of the time the answer surprises me and makes me laugh. Don’t want to be defeated by my students, I try to find more jokes from various sources…check this out!

  • Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Abbott who?

Abbott time you answer the door!


  • Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Abe who?

Abe C D E F G H…!


  • Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Acid who?

Acid down and be quiet!


  • Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Agatha who?

Agatha headache, do you have an aspirin?


  • Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Alaska who?

Alaska my friend the question then


  • Knock knock!

Who’s there?


A1 who?

A1 give you a kiss if you open this door


  • Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Alba who?

Alba in the kitchen if you need me


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